*Gasp* Do I need these? DO I NEED THESE!!
Dear shopaholics out there,
Your store card is like a 50% off cashmere coat
The first time you meet, it promises to be your best friend.
Until you looked closely and realised it's not real cashmere
Then when winter comes, you discover that your coat isn't a friend at all.
You should have read the fine prints.
Should look more closely what you're getting into.
Security can mean different things to different people
For some, it's going to a party wearing the right shoes.
This might leave you feeling secure for an evening
But have a crippling effect on you in later life.
Scene 1Gasp!!
Suze: Bex!! Two hundred dollars on Marc Jacobs underwear!!
Bex: Oh! Underwear is a basic human right.
Suze: 78 dollars on lavender honey!!
Bex: I felt sorry for the shop assistant!! She had a lazy eye. I didn't know which way she was looking. It was so sad!
Bex: They said I was a valued customer
Scene 2Control Your Urge To Shop with Garrett E Barton
Garrett: Do you find yourself constantly drawn towards stores?
Bex: Nope
Garrett: Does your heart quicken when you see new merchandise in neatly stacked piles?
Bex: No!
Garrett: Did you answer No to all these questions and are consequently in denial?
Bex: No!!
Garrett: Did you just say NO again?
Garrett: Step 1: Declutter your life. Throw it all out!! Just box it up and toss it.
Vincent: Ya!! Easy for you to say. Do you have any idea how much I spend on those stuff!!
Garrett: Simplicity and order are your new watchwords
Garrett: On your way to work, ignore the siren call of the stall window.
Vincent: Oh my gosh!! There is a 70% Sale!!!! Ignore!!! Nuts!!
Garrett: Your new mantra is, "Do I need this?"
Vincent: YES I DO!! Hahaha!!
Scene 3:Bex: Try to enjoy yourself. No, no!! You have to savour shopping.
Luke: No you don't. You have to strike with precision and get out!!
Vincent: I think we should savour shopping on one hand, strike with precision and get out!! Oh get me away from discount stores!!
Shopaholic Rehab Centre: My will is strong. My wallet is closed. I do not want to shop.
Vincent: Nonsense!! My will is strong!! My wallet is mine!! I want to shop reasonably. Doesn't that sound much better?
Watch This Movie :) It's a good show for all shopaholics out there.